"Go....Dance in the rain" is the last thing I would suggest you this summer. Anyway, I have a list of things you must do as the mercury rises. Here it goes :
- Go, Get a haircut! Guys....this is a must do....your ex-dhoni hairdo is a strict no no!
- Girls....u too must try it (specially for the adventurous ones). it feels great when you feel the breeze brushing through your scalp!
- People who are Naturally 'hairless', never mind.....this section doesn't apply to you!
- Eat ice...trust me its the best way to beat the heat...although you might have to visit your dentist pretty soon.
- Swimmers, non-swimmers....hit the pool. Try going to the deepest corner...then swim halfway to the middle and stop kicking. For those of you who don't know swimming, even better....just jump anywhere....you might still drown!
- Go to the roadside vendor and have 5 GOLAs in a row....try different flavours...Make sure you brush your teeth after that....those colours can be pretty hard to remove!
- Put off your fan, sleep with 3 blankets on.....you will conserve Power.
- Try Bungee Jumping....just another way of cooling you down...
- Wear fancy sunglasses...like the one Rajinikant wore in his films.....the ones with heart shapes, pink rims, fluorescent green shades etc. Wear them in the night too....
- Spend a day at the cold storage....there will be plenty of animals for your company.
- Wear a sweater, muffler and a monkey cap for Lunch....top it up with a woolen overcoat....be sure you will burn a lot of calories!
- Walk aimlessly.....if you have a lot of free time...which I 'm sure most of you do, go on a walk....keep your pockets empty.....cellphones and money can be a big distraction for a lift back home. Keep walking......
- Have an early morning cold water bath....it will keep you fresh throughout the day! If it is too hot....have bath every hour till you sleep....make sure you aren't using public water, dig your own well for this.
- When you feel that the heat is irresistible, have cold meals...i.e. cold rice, cold tea, cold chicken, cold dosa, cold roti, cold dal, cold pizza.....u just said the heat is irresistible!
- And Finally, as I said...go Dance in the rain. Make sure you keep off the manholes; or else the next time we see you could be in the newspapers!
